Cursed With A Thin Beard
February 1, 2009
I empathize with Calvin’s plight. I’ve not shaved for over a week and this is all I have to show for it:
What’s going on here? This much jaw hair grows on my brother’s face in just about 4 hours. Don’t I share the same gene pool? So I ponder, like Calvin, why am I cursed with a thin beard? It just doesn’t seem fair!
What kind of beard would I grow if I could? A big viking beard that could be braided would be awesome! Something like Zakk Wylde….
I mean, what screams “metal god” more than long hair and a big beard?
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LOL! I’ve always been able to grow a beard since I was 14. Thick too. I haven’t shaved in 6 months now. I want to braid it as well. The only thing is I usually grow bored and shave it. Or I think I should shave it for work.